somebody tped me last night. That's right. On a thursday! and with snow and freezing cold temperatures! Frankly, I admire whoever it was, you know, it must have been awful, are you missing any fingers do to frost bite? lol
you know what is really funny (yet disgusting)?
THEY PUT COTTAGE CHEESE ON MY DRIVEWAY. that's right ladies and gentlemen, whoever it was (cough ryan farrell cough) dumped two twelve ounce containers of cottage cheese on my driveway. it is now frozen there, and is kind of chunky making it appear to passerbys that someone threw up on my driveway and it froze.
kudos to whoever the heck came up with that. you have a sick but insanely creative imagination. please tell me who you are so I can you know, bow down or something to your insane genuisness....
sara
oh and there will be retribution
About Me
- Sara without an H
- In my Father's house are many dwelling places, if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and recieve you to Myself; that where I am, there you may be also.
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OK, I've heard of forks in the lawn, but cottage cheese in the driveway? That's just WEIRD!
yeah, and it stained our driveway, as did some of the tp that froze there. my dad is kind of mad... pissed would be a better description
it wasnt me i went tping on sunday night
yeah, and you were with Kelli thursday night. she told me. relax ryan, you're off the hook.
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