21.9.05

My dad says this is what I will be like as a teacher:

Ferrill: (after teaching us to yell Shakespeare lines such as DAMN HER with passion.) Isn't it fun to swear in school?

Ferrill: you see children, the great thing about reading shakespeare is that you learn all sorts of words for whore! Like minx! So, now you don't have to call anyone a slut anymore! You can say, she's such a minx (pause) not that you should call anyone that

Ferrill: I have to apologize for the language in the movie, because I'm sure you've never heard the F word, especially not in the halls of AHS

Ferrill: (While watching the movie and Othello and Desdemona are undressing) Oh my goodness! I forgot about this scene! Maybe this a good time to stop! Oh! (pause) wow, look at that amazing body!

Nick: You minx!
Kahl: (gasp!) Well, I never!

Kahl: go fig yourself

Ferrill: Kahl, hmm, that rhymes with ale!

Ferrill: Kiss her! Again! Again! YES! Tip her back! Tip her back!

Edit: MINOR! Me envie su carta, puedo darla al principal de la escuela, si quiere. O, puedo darle a Ud las direcciones para la escuela, y puede enviar a la escuela. Creo que la segunda es más mejor. Pero, es su decision. Y quiero leerla! Estoy feliz!

4 comments:

Connor Walsh said...

She is obsessed with sex... so I hear...

nathan said...

she is. its quite funny. she says funny things too. politically incorrect things.

Connor Walsh said...

I love politically incorrect liberals. Like Mrs. Condon...

Sara without an H said...

oh my gosh, Ferrill is like my favorite teacher. I love her beyond words, I can not stop laughing in that class, ever.