23.4.05

Quotes... (probably only funny to me)

"If God wanted me to marry poor, he would have made me homely."
-Jessie

Sr. Schorr: When I was at George Washington we were going through some hard stuff cause of integrating the schools. I got stabbed once.
Steph: You got stabbed? Did they like hate you or something?
Me: No, Steph, it was a love stab.
Steph: A love stab? Were you in a cult or something Sr. Schorr?

Mr. Meyer: so there's this funny comic that shows this guy falling through a bunch of old nets, and they're all labeled, like medicare, social security... you know, because people are concerned that we're getting rid of our safety nets. But then people like you (points to Kelly) are happy. I mean those nets were expensive!
Kelly: and highly overrated.
Mr. Meyer: Of course some people might say it's just as expensive to clean up the bodies that fall through.
Kelly: you can use them as a stair way to climb to the top.

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