Jerry: I think you've had enough drinks, don't you think you ought to go home?
Peter (to stuffed monkey): Let's go for a long drive
Jerry: You're not going to drive in this condition are you?
Peter: I can't take this constant nagging Jerry, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving and I'm taking the monkey with me!
Lawyer guy:The Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.... They're just peices of paper with signatures on them, and you know what a sheet of paper with a signature on it is? A contract. And a contract is always being renegotiated.
Muslim actor in movie: This time, I'm going to make sure you are dead!
English actor:Taste my steel!
About Me
- Sara without an H
- In my Father's house are many dwelling places, if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and recieve you to Myself; that where I am, there you may be also.
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