"you will be arroyo bibb."
-minor

Connor (pointing to really dark light switch):this is what jose's skin is like
Minor (pointing to piece of paper): and this is you (pointing to light brown cabinet) so your kids will be this color.

Connor: Sara! Sara!
Minor: Sara de Arroyo!
Me: Need something?

Last night Natalie L. and I went to the tico meeting instead of the dance (we had special permission) but we went in late so not everyone would see us leaving with the ticos and be like , oh unfair! and we couldn't get the door open, and then natalie just yanked really hard and we made a pretty sweet grand entrance...
Jose: Son ticas ahora?
Me: Si!

Pastor Minor: Ladies, please, eshut uf

Minor:I am going to stand next to you.
Me: Okay
Minor: because I love you. (pause) no no, I'm just kidding.