quotes from like last week

Brittany (to Kari): where are you going.
Kari: Azuza.
Brittany: isn't that really hard to get into?
Sarah: Mark Seifert got in

Mr. Meyer: thanks to ADA we can't go to the top of the capitol building because they don't know how to make it accessable
Scott: will they potentially have to make doors wider for um, fat people?

Scott: no, it was one of those things where you sit in a room and they ask you questions and they pay you like twenty bucks.
Andrew: and they didn't recognize you? I mean, you have red hair.
Alex: are you racist?

(later)
Scott: and we did it like three times. The first time I said I was my dad and then i did my brother, and the thrid time they wanted my id, so I had to actually put down my name.
Andrew: and they really didn't recognize you?
Scott: I said i have an evil twin.

(even later)
Mr. Meyer: when was this?
Scott: the baseball trip to las vegas
Mr. Meyer: oh so it was that or go around collecting hooker cards