(talking about England)
Mr. Meyer: the queen can't do anything but wave.
Andrew: but she does that pretty well...
(talking about federal agencies and drugs)
Mr. Meyer: you're going to Afghanistan for the opium, Columbia for your cocaine, Jamaica for your pot, Aurora for the methamphetamine...
(about how the bagger can get in trouble now for selling beer to minors)
Mr. Meyer: Does anyone work at Albertson's or King Soopers?
Alex (raising hand): I do
Mr. Meyer: What do you do?
Alex: I'm in Customer Courtesy
Mr. Meyer: Okay, so you're a bagger
Mr. Meyer: Jake goes online and pretends to be a fifty five year old man to pick up old ladies
Luke: free country
(student in S.S. office talking to teacher about test)
student: I was on some major doses of nyquill yesterday, and I was wondering, cause I can't remember (pause)
teacher: what?
student: did I take the test yesterday or not?
About Me
- Sara without an H
- In my Father's house are many dwelling places, if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and recieve you to Myself; that where I am, there you may be also.
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haha, mr meyer was talking about that girl in class and evidently she did really well on her test that she forgot that she took. he reccomends that you take nyquil before every test. no just kidding, but he did say that "it wasn't such a bad thing"
i went up to ask him a question today after class, and before i said anything, the first thing out of his mouth was: you did just fine.
was that you???
no.
but he automatically assumed i have OCD over my grades and wanted to know.
the curve was 13.
ours was 12
yea, have fun with his other tests to. apparently he just heard about hess's 'any two of the above,' option, and he's going to try it out on the freshmen classes.
did someone seriously almost puke from being nervous? and did someone really cry afterwards?
i love meyer's tests...
Not that I saw. I didn't see any puking or crying at all. He told us about the any two of the above option. I'm not worried.
of course you aren't.
i just think the little freshmen are funny. he talks about them a lot. and his 4th hour law class.
im sure you heard about figuring out how they make shirts.... im still confused... anyways, does he ever mention the stupid junior in his freshmen class? ha... i wonder who that is... he keeps telling us that his law class is the worst class he has ever had. thats too bad
no i don't think meyer remembers you once he gets to law.
he's giving out nine referals... and he's never given one out before...
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