11.10.05

I have been going to Perspectives....


...that class they are offering at church. Well last week we had an interesting sort of lesson on contexualization (which I think is SO important. anyway).

So we came in and the first thing you see by the door is a chair with all these headscarves thrown over the back of it. And then there is a bowl of water, and next to it, rows of shoes. And on a chair just behind the water, a sign. You are now entering a Muslim home. Please cover your hair and wash your feet and hands and arms up to your elbow.

I had some major issues with the headscarf. The first one was too small, the second too big, and finally, Mrs. Anderson just did it for me. Then the men went into Mckibben Chapel and the women went into that other one. We said a prayer from the common book of prayers, and a psalm and a verse. We were kneeling on prayer mats except for the older women who can't do it, they had chairs right by the mats.

So I learned a lot that night, and I don't want to put it all into one really long post. So the next couple days I will do one post on each thing, and then you know, if you want, you can refer back to here to remind yourself what the heck I am talking about, and how this all came up.

Salaam,
Sara

10.10.05

Today I was sitting in Spanish,

and then the lights flickered off, and immediately, all the seniors start cheering. We were clapping and whooping up a storm, it was so awesome. And when they flicked back on for a few seconds we were all shouting NO! So when we were again in darkness, we were cheering again.

We sat there for about 45 minutes I would say. We had to talk about homecoming in Spanish, definitely one of the worst classes every, lol. But then, we got to go home!!!

We had school canceled because of a power outage! Isn't that great?

Poka,
sara

9.10.05

Hymn

Come thou fount of every blessing
Tune my heart to sing thy praise
Streams of mercy never ceasing
Calls for songs of loudest praise
Teach me some melodious sonnet
Sung by flaming tongues above
Praise the mount
I'm fixed upon it
Mount of thy Redeeming love

Here I raise my Ebenezer
Hither by thy grace I'm come
And I hope by thy good pleasure
Safely to arrive at home
Jesus sought me when a stranger
Wand'ring from the fold of God
He to rescue me from danger
Interposed his precious blood

O to grace how great a debtor
Daily I'm constrained to be
Let thy love Lord like a fetter
Bind my wand'ring heart to thee
Prone to wander Lord I feel it
Prone to leave the God I love
Here's my heart Lord
Take and seal it
Seal it for thy courts above

Here's my heart Lord
Take and seal it,
Seal it for thy courts above.

Benedicite,
sara

8.10.05

Yesterday at the Sit in....

(Singing) Ron Fay! Oh fay oh fay oh fay... Ron fay.....

chanting: We're obnoxious! (clap clap clapclapclap)

chanting: school day's over! (clap clap clapclapclap)

Hell no, we won't go! Hell no....

Lloyd! Lloyd! Lloyd!

Other hall! (clap clap clapclapclap)

Ron! Ron! Ron!

Ger-hardt! Ger-hardt!

And at the assembly:

Underclassmen: We won't miss you! (clap clap clapclapclap)
Seniors: You're still stuck here! (clap clap clapclapclap)

Erin: Look! We won! And they didn't even have to lie and say the sophomores cheated!

Oh my goodness, definetly, the best day of my life.

sara

ps, did you like that clap clap clapclapclap thing? Yeah, didn't know how else to get it across.... lol

6.10.05

Bush Sells Louisiana Back to France!!

BUSH TO SELL LOUISIANA BACK TO FRANCE

BATON ROUGE, LA. – The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.
“This is a bold step forward for America,” said Bush. “And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Shiraq, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash.”
The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.
“Jack understands full well that this one’s a ‘fixer upper,’” said Bush. “He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they’ve got a lot of work to do. But Jack’s assured me, if it’s not right, they’re going to fix it.”
The move has been met with incredulity from the already beleaguered residents of Louisiana.
“Shuba-pie!” said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. “Frafer-perly yom kom drabby sham!”
However, President Bush’s decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.
“This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President,” said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. “Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we’ve just made 25 million dollars in pure profit.”
“This is indeed a smart move,” commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. “Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we’ve made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again.”
The money gained from ‘The Louisiana Refund’ is expected to be immediately pumped back into the rebuilding of Iraq.

Haha! I think that is hilarious. That top line is a link to the site, it has a picture of Bush and Chirac shaking hands to seal the deal!

Aurevoir!
sara

ps. Connor! I beat you!